when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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