I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
