ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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