I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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