glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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