Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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