Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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