yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I skipped work to stalk him.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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