dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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