Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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