Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
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