And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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