butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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