She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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