Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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