these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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