how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Less talking, more tequila
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
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