Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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