why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Randomize
