hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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