i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
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