I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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