New invention idea: vibrating tampons
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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