North Korea, Best Korea!
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
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