just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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