So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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