Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I think i got beer on your cat.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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