Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Randomize
