just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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