After last night, I could never be a politician.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Randomize
