At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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