you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
