Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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