is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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