I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Randomize
