And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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