My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
i dont even know how to be here
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
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