Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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