I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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