Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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