I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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