i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Sext me about skeletons
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Randomize
