Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
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