Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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