U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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