Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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