ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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