covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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