You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
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