is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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