wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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