So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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