this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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