i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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