I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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