she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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